catboi
a gay man, usually of the ultra-slender twink variety, that may enjoy dressing up seductively as a cat. he takes on the persona of a cat also as a s-xual fantasy.
suppose you see a really attractive, slender young gay guy with nothing but a speedo, tail, and ears, that would be a catboi.
a young-ish h-m-s-xual male, who has lived in his mothers trailer for years, has many cats, has dramatic weight swings, is socially awkward and almost exclusively hangs out with straight/ bis-xual girls. thus, explaining why he is practically as-xual.
(while at the club) ” oh my g-d… did you see that catboi wearing a christmas sweater covered in cat hair that glowing under the black light…. poor lonely thing.”
(in a formal setting) “is that your poor lonely catboi cousin? d-mn, if i ever let my self go that bad will you just put me out of my misery?”
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