catbreading
an internet phenomenon, similar to planking, in which users upload photographs of a cat adorned with slices of bread, especially by pushing the cat’s face through the middle of a slice, often causing the cat to stand stock-still wearing an expression of rage. the meme became popular after being mentioned on the february 2, 2012 episode of the colbert report. not to be confused with cat breeding.
a: “have you seen those catbreading photos online?”
b: “yeah, i don’t see why anyone would push their cat’s face through a slice of toast.”
“i just pushed my cat’s face through a pop tart and took a photo. it’s a combination of nyan cat and catbreading.”
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