catch me fuck me glasses
the eyegl-sses issued in the us
army are cynically nicknamed: “catch-me-f-ck-me” gl-sses. they are unattractive, thick black, horn-rimmed gl-sses.
i was in army bootcamp when they issued me my catch-me-f-ck-me-gl-sses.
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