catch me fuck me’s
the term given to physical training shorts issued to us special operations personnel during training. these one of a kind shorts are extremely short and have a specially tailored cut that ensures the wearers genatalia to show during numerous exercises. comes in s-xy od green. also knows as “ranger panties”. they closely resemble richard simmon’s work out shorts.
dude, why was sergeant johnson wearing those “catch me f-ck me’s” at organization day? i though he left the ranger batt a year ago… they looked totally gay.
the hideous shoes, often worn by punchy b-st-rds.
similar to indian moccasins, only uglier.
google “desert stickers” for picture.
hey lupher, why are you wearing catch me f-ck me’s?
because they’re comfortable!
but they are hideous! g-d you look punchy!
prison term for plain white underpants or extremely tight pants or shorts.
that punk in c-dorm wuz wearing them catch me f-ck me’s, so i grabbed him and gave him a big kiss. then i left a twinkie and a cold soda on his bunk, to say thanks.
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