Catch Present
a present given from wife to husband at the birth of their child. it reciprocates the push present given from husband to wife. named for husband’s job to catch the baby on delivery. gift should be double value in event of female child.
wow, my friend just got a new car as a catch present from his wife. they had a daughter!
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