Catch the Oompa Loompa
a lot like a cleveland steamer, but you try to catch it in mid air.
i hope she had some fiber before we play ‘catch the oompa loompa’ or its just going to end up a regular old cleveland steamer.
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when you see (a) orange tinted, spray-tanned dwarf(s) or midget(s) that you mistake for an oompa loompa on the loose. you then proceed to catch the little b-tch in order to get a reward for your deeds…hopefully. w-lly wonka would be proud of your efforts!
homegirl1: ohh sh-t look its a oompa loompa on da loose! girl we need to return it to wonka’s chocolate factory, den we’ll get more money den a b-tch! ahh! lets go catch the oompa loompa !
whitelady1: thats not a oompa loompa! thats a midget! don’t be rude!
homegirl2: b-tch shut the h-ll up! you a blind -ss b-tch!
(homegirl1 + homegirl2 then push whitelady1 out of the way and run after the midget and attack him, throwing him into a garbage bag and slapping him against an object in order to knock him out.)
homegirl1: okay now we need to go to fedex or sh-t!
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