catching flies
term for having one’s mouth wide open (for no apparent reason) sometimes when sleeping
look, that girl is driving and catching flies at the same time!
term for a state of inebriation (drunk as f-ck), where the human in this state is so messed up he begins to resemble a toad (to ugly to be a frog) catching flies. a.k.a. the bain.
example: well boys looks like the little guy is done for the night, he’s catching flies.
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