catching the crazy turkey
some f-cked up kinda s-x that ryan from achievement hunter apparently has.
(it’s probably more b-st–lity)
ryan: you been catching the crazy turkey over there in lindsay’s bed.
a s-xual act that starts with a wild turkey and ends with s-x in a bed while gobbling like a turkey.killing a chicken is somehow involved in the middle.
“you’ve been catching the crazy turkey over there in lindsey’s bed.”
to have s-x.
i hear bill was catching the crazy turkey with jess last night.
a type of s-x act performed in bed. it starts with a wild turkey and ends with s-x. somewhere in between, you kill a chicken.
ryan: you’ve been catching the crazy turkey over there in lindsay’s bed.
michael: i don’t know what that means.
geoff: never have i heard that phrase before.
lindsay: we kind of go -insert turkey noise- when we have s-x.
michael: g-d, don’t tell him… what does it mean when someone “catches the crazy turkey”?
ryan: it’s wild. if you don’t know, then it’s too wild for you.
an act that starts with a wild turkey and ends with s-x in a bed. it’s too wild for many. gobble, gobble!
everyone knows where you’ve been. you’ve been catching the crazy turkey over there in lindsay’s bed.
voracious and elaborate s-xual intercourse in a bed. loud turkey gobbling sounds are mandatory. aside from this, the exact performance of catching the crazy turkey vary from couple to couple but it may also include killing a chicken as foreplay
“i heard joe and teresa were catching the crazy turkey last night.”
“yeah, man. i heard there was chicken blood all over the bedroom after that.”
if you don’t know then its too wild for you. gobble gobble baby. starts with a wild turkey and then ends with s-x in a bed. somewhere in there you kill a chicken, i don’t know.
me and my girl were catching the crazy turkey last night.
an unknown s-x act of questionable ethics and origin, possibly involving an actual turkey.
mlp_michael was last seen catching the crazy turkey in lindsaytugglife’s bed.
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