Caterpillar Battles


the act of rubbing one’s mustache against another man’s mustache, preferably while dressed as the village people.
“dude, i’m not going to shave for a month so we can have sweet caterpillar battles.”

“let me go get my leather biker cap, i’m going to battle the sh-t out of your caterpillar.”

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