Catextrophy
1. a written communication, primarily a text message, that is filled with spelling errors, poor punctuation, and mistaken auto-corrects.
2. a written communication that drastically fails to convey the intended message.
john: can i, boorow you’re lane mover tommorow?
steve: that was a catextrophy!
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