Cathcart’s Law
as an online discussion grows longer, the probability it being reduced to d-ck jokes approaches 1.
c.f g-dwin’s law
note: invoking cathcart’s law m-ssively increases the probability of d-ck jokes, as it contains the fragment “grows longer”.
(following a lengthy conversation about gps)
steve: my gps has a 3″ screen, and it’s perfectly adequate for my needs.
tim: yeah, but how long do you want to be staring at a 3″ thing?
steve: …
tim: cathcart’s law!
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