catheter
a hollow flexible tube for insertion into the urethra to drain urine from the bladder
charlt – “i can’t believe he tripped over your catheter cable.”
jorge – “indeed, my p-n-s hole is now 5 times as wide, yet bl–dy as an ox.”
the craziest crazy straw you could ever sip on
i drank some p-ss out of that lady’s catheter last night so i could get high on morphine metabolites
a tube that is inserted into your urethra that can be extended floor length, that will spit occasionally (like a snake) causing cats to chase you down the hospital corridor.
julian was chased by the black cat as his catheter spat back
the act of m-ssaging the urethra with your tonuge until a woman uncontrollably urinates in your face.
man i gave my b-tch the catheter last night and she p-ssed in my face for 1 minute solid.
the way a bonsai kitten goes to the bathroom.
dave: “how do those cats take a dump?”
brandon: “they use a catheter.”
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