Cathleen
name for girls of scottish or irish heritage, spelled the scottish way! only the most mouthy, stubborn, cool, smart, caring, nice girls are named this.
sally: “she’s soo a cathleen!”
mary: “i completely agree!”
a beautiful name for a beautiful girl
can be first or middle name
very eleganttori victoria
miss cathleen r. black
miss rosalie cathleen black
a beautiful name for a beautiful girl
can be first or middle name
very eleganttori victoria
miss cathleen r. black
miss rosalie cathleen black
a charming girl full of s-ss that speaks her mind and will most likely punch anyone who insults her. she is stubborn, pretty (but she doesn’t know it) and a really good friend to rant to. she doesn’t like having a lot of people she’s close to so the select few are really lucky. overall she’s an amazing friend who will always be there if you need her
person 1: i’m so sad i need a cathleen to rant to
person 2: oh, you so do
the best girl in the world, she is witty, articulate, imaginative, she daydreams alot, and she likes to travel
cathleen is from ireland
a person, usually of the female s-x, that likes to smile a lot.
more often than not, cathleens are black. if you meet a white cathleen, you are dealing with the wrong type of person. when dealing with black cathleens, however, it is important to note that calling them white will result in being stabbed with a pen. (see: matt)
common habits of cathleens include smiling (even though it causes their mothers to think them weird), laughing, being great, giving confidence, being really black, saying “lol,” and, in general, being very attractive (especially in the eyes of the brad).
the lingo of the cathleen can vary from the common “yo w-ssup” to the more obscure “ahehehahahheheheheh.” other phrases common among cathleens include “gr8,” “paranormal,” “krazy,” “xcuse me?,” “i’m black,” “racism” and “hey brad,” among others.
overall, the cathleen is an exotic and interesting creature, and one to value. whenever one meets a cathleen, it is recommended that they be very careful not to lose her.
“dude, there goes a cathleen.”
“ight, hold up. i’m gonna go woo her with my charm.”
“okay.”
…
“hi cathleen!”
“hi.”
“so i heard you were white…”
-stabs with pen.-
a complete and total physco b-tch who needs to get her f-cking priorities straight. everyone f-cking hates her.
“g-d that cathleen is a f-cking b-tch”
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