Cathoholic
pr-nounced ka-th-o-haul-ick
a person who takes catholicism to extremes and tries to dictate the way everyone should live their lives. they can usually be identified by two tell tale signs:
1. they are always in church.
2. they will find something you are going to h-ll for and become very vocal about it… to everyone.
guy 1: you were raised catholic, but you’re having premarital s-x? zomg!!!! you’re going to burn in h-ll with the gays!
guy 2: dude you are such a f-cking cathoholic.
a person who affiliates with the roman catholic church and drinks heavily. contrary to popular belief, cathoholics are not limited to being irish/german catholics.
hey did you see jeff drink at the lenten fish fry last week? he’s such a cathoholic.
an overly catholic person, often an old person, or that weird kid who goes to bible camp
jimmy’s grandma is a raging cathoholic who doesn’t let him listen to rock music
one that practices catholicism or attends a catholic inst-tution for the extra drinking days
dudes a cathoholic, just goes to church so he can parlay good friday into a long weekend.
1. one who practices catholocism all the time.
2. one who spends extra time at m-ss so they can get an extra drink or two.
3. an alcoholic that converts so they can get free wine.
4. someone who gets at the front of the line so they can down the whole cup
-hey, that person just got out of that line and is going to another line. can you recieve eucharist twice?
-naw man. that cathoholic skipped their aa meeting this week
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