Catholic High School
basically like public high school, but worse. you have to wear itchy, uncomfortable uniforms that make you look like a loser when you are out in public. also, everyone in the school is the same gender, so if you are a boy, you get to hang out with those sweaty b-st-rds for 4 years. you have 0 chance over ever having fun at a catholic high school. half of your cl-sses are taught by priests or nuns, and they will expel your -ss for even the tiniest thing. learning religion is a crock. unless you plan on becoming a priest when you graduate, these cl-sses are useless. all catholic schools were built over 9000 years ago, and only have enough room for 300 kids, but there’s 1200 f-ckers scurrying through the halls just to get to their next cl-ss.
dude, why did you go to a catholic high school?
it gives me a more religious and fulfilling experience.
pfft-hahahhah! oh, you’re serious. let me laugh even louder. ahahhahahahahhahahhahahhah!
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