Catigue
catigue – noun. (related to: “chronic catigue syndrome”)
in which the cat exhausts you by 1) taking over your side of the bed the night before or 2) meowing at the door and pawing the ground for no discernible reason.
matt has catigue because his cat “levia” woke him up a dozen times last night.
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