Catism
new religion of cat worship in which the god you pray to is the sphinx.
7 commandments:
(1) never run, if you can walk.
(2) never walk, if you can stand.
(3) never stand, if you can sit.
(4) never sit, if you can lie down
(5) never stay awake, if you can be asleep
(6) thou shalt never harm a feline
(7) love all cats, and treat them as if they are people too.
i used to think she was just lazy,until i saw she followed catism.
the movement for cat liberation and freedom from oppression at the hands of privileged humans in our unequal society.
catism is if you decide to kill a cat, you will either be put down or you will spend life in prison. cats also deserve the right to vote and have their own health care. cats deserve equal marriage rights as well as their own reality show. we need to give cats equal representation in the government. there are unfair barriers in our bureaucracy that keep the cats gl-ss ceiling low and unbreakable. if we want cats to move forward in our society we need start breaking down these barriers so cats can move forward with their lives. “rights are not gifts from one man to another, nor from one cl-ss of men to another. it is impossible to discover any origin of rights otherwise than in the origin of man; it consequently follows that rights appertain to man in right of his existence, and must therefore be equal to every man.” thomas paine
cat std’s are real!!!!
when a woman decides that she doesnt want to marry or cant. so she owns 50+ cats.
hubert im home! did you buy any meat? ……no meat. no hubert. this is catism
wiggers that have s-xual intercourse with house cats ,not only related to wiggers but applys to many other cultures world wide although heavily relying on wigs to keep this lifestyle alive for years to come
“dude that wigger is addicted to cats and wont leave them alone ..hes gonna tear him appart” total catism right there
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