Cats in the bathtub
when you are trying to stuff your nuts into a woman’s fart pipe and as soon as you cram one in, the other nut pops out. leaving you with only one nut in her -sshole, but never two. – very similar to trying to get two or more cats in a bathtub, one always escapes when trying to get the other in.
the only man to accomplish this feat is the very famous “aww n-gg-, nuts in the -ss d-ck in da p-ssy” p-rn actor. who overachieved the feat by keeping both nuts in a females -sshole while stuffing his giant dong in her v-g-n-. making us all feel inferior.
man, i was trying to stuff my n-ts-ck into bertha’s -sshole, but all i got was cats in the bathtub
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