Cat’s in the oven
a term used when you need to escape from a person you don’t want to talk to. usually leaves them confused, which allows enough time to leave while they work out what you just told them.
dude, bob wouldn’t shut the h-ll up, so i told him i had to go because my cat’s in the oven
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