Catshit Crazy
someone who has absolutely nothing to lose and also owns a ton of cats. catsh-t crazy people are different from regular crazy people because of their att-tude, activities and amount of cats they own. a regular crazy person would shoot at a plane with a pistol. a catsh-t crazy person will jump off of one plane with a knife in their hands, onto another, break the gl-ss and kill the pilot … and land safely with atleast one cat in tow. in order to be truly catsh-t crazy the person must do the most outrageous things and still return safely without hurting one of their many cats.
crazy: throw a brick through your window
catsh-t crazy: break up with a guy because he ate a cheeseburger before going to a bbq. date a guy that works with your dad and plan your wedding after 3 dates. contemplate breaking up with a guy you’re not even dating because he went to msu.
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