Catskill blackbeard
when a man dips his scr-t-m into a coffee mug filled with warm elderberry syrup for medicinal purposes. he is often wearing a t-shirt with no pants. the scr-t-m must be submerged for at least an hour to achieve any kind of benefit.
i was starting to feel a little under the weather so i gave myself a catskill blackbeard and i started feeling much better… until my wife came in and asked what the f-ck i was doing.
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