Catsurbation
when one is jacking off, and he’s about to c-m, and their cat comes into the room and the cat gets tragically splattered in the face with one’s p-n-s juice.
methodman detox (gamertag for xbox live) was masturbating to megan fox, and his cat walked in the room, and be s-m-n’d on the poor kitty’s face, formerally known as boots.
methodman detox says, ” i like the form of masturbation, known as catsurbation.”
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