cattle

severely fat, obese, rowdy, loud, pushy, repulsive, obnoxious, nasty, gorilla type woman or women. derived from west indian slang.
oh, that’s cattle coming, make some room.
a large group of nasty, often hideous, girls, or whales of human female form, who graze and eat most of the day and go nutty for boy bands and chocolate bars.
“don’t sit at that table, that is where the cattle sit, you don’t want to go near them, you might be eatin.”
two or more overweight individuals slowly walking side by side down a hallway. you cannot walk around them and they refuse to move to the side by pretending to be unaware of your existence.
don’t go to the cafeteria at noon. that’s when the cattle will be migrating for food and your trip will take twice as long.
#overweight #fat #slow #unaware #cows #herd
an alternate form of the definition of sheep in a more grand scale, for people who herd round each other in large groups, without any individual thought.
“those girls are following him like cattle”
the line of people waiting to get into a movie, concert, or especially an overrated club.
d-mn yo, lookat the cattle tryin’ to get into that sh-tty club.
1. large rudimentary animal that are bred for slaughter and processed into food products
2. short for ‘cattle cl-ss’ which pertains to flying economy cl-ss (or ‘coach’ in america) on a flight. it is called this mainly because many people are crammed into such a small sp-ce for an extended period of time and most of the time are treated like animals.
1. farmer joe yelled at chunter with all of his god given ability “the cattle are eating not for f-cking!”.
2. a: did you manage to get a business cl-ss ticket?
b: no sp-ce left. have to fly cattle now -long exasperated
sigh-
#plane #beef #eat #coach #economy
short, stocky, non-attractive women who are obese. cattle most always wear tight slacks, and many look like men (i.e. “pat” of sat-rday night live fame)
see those ugly women crossing the street? no, man – that ain’t women – they is cattle”
#oompah loompas #baby rockos #dyk–likes #cheryl-barrels #cannonb-lls
large portion of people living in the united states who are overweight and have similar lifestyles. cattle can be identified as eating fast foods, processed foods, not exercising, or justifying eating a high calorie meal by ordering a “diet soda”. cattle hobbies include watching tv, playing video games, and never going outside. cattle are wasteful of all resources for example leaving their 3 large screen tvs on 24/7 and not recycling their trash. cattle are extreme consumers and love to buy vehicles and useless products. cattle teach their children how to grow up to be cattle by sitting them in front of some kind of video screen at very early ages. cattle children are all overweight and have asthma from never going outside and playing. cattle justify this atrocity by claiming that outside is dangerous for children and they will get hurt. cattle all have jobs where they have to clock in and work set hours. they are not intelligent or motivated enough to work for themselves. cattle are the bread and b-tter for the us government. they supply the government with the majority of all money collected in taxes. cattle have bad habits like smoking and drinking. this is even more revenue for the us government. cattle are frustrated with their lives and in order to feel human or free they tend to break minor laws with the state they are living in. when caught, revenue from fines pay raises, bonuses, and buy new high performance undercover vehicles for local and state police departments.
“diet soda is on the fast food drive-thru menu to make the cattle feel healthy.” “cattle never have time to exercise, because all their extra time is allotted to watching tv or video games.”
#fat #exercise #slob #gluttonous #gluttony #american #asthma #fast food #taxes #government