Catvicted


a slang contraction for the removal, by either extreme or not so extreme physical force, of the feline who has commandeered your favorite chair, softest pillow, computer keyboard, kitchen counter, etc. typically followed by said feline giving you a “you really suck” look and an extremely agitated tail flick.
1.hey furbus, get outta my favorite chair.

boom, you just got catvicted!

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