Caught off Hard
1.) that sad moment when you’re not expecting a b-n-r, and one happens. usually because of a once unattractive girl.
2.) the awkward moment when a guy’s b-n-r touches you.
stacy: hey george. how’s it been?
george: -omg, she’s so ugly- pretty good.
stacy: what’s that….? -points to george’s b-n-r-
-next day-
darin: hey dude. how’d it go with stacy?
george: bro. i got so caught off hard..
darin: that’s rough…
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