Caught on the Crapper
when someone catches you masturbating on the toilet or when s-m-n is found on the toilet seat.
boy: hey you wanna go see a movie with me and beth?
friend: no, i can’t.
boy: why not?
friend: i got caught on the cr-pper.
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