caught white handed
when one is caught in the act of masturbation during -j-c-l-t–n, typically when parents walk in on teens.
person 1: dude did you hear about johnny?
person 2: yah man. he got caught white-handed. he’s not getting his laptop back for a long time.
person 1: he really needs to lay off the masturbation.
getting caught jerking it.
he does jerk it, i caught him white handed.
getting caught cranking it right when you c-m.
“dude i was so h-rny, so i started jerking. right when i exploded, my dad came into my room and i was caught white handed.”
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