Caulk the Wagon
the act of pulling out during s-xual intercourse (-n-l or v-g-n-l) and -j-c-l-t-ng along the crack of the -ss. can be used alone or in combination with the dirty sanchez, the tony danza, the donkey punch, as a climax to the alligator f-ckhouse, etc. depending on the level of frustration and/or kinkiness involved.
that b-tch didn’t want a creampie, so i caulked her wagon instead. afterwards she floated in the bathtub. you would have thought she was on her way to oregon. caulk the wagon or ford it? i chose the former.
after coming on a girl’s -sscrack, the guy uses his p-n-s to smear the s-m-n along the entire length of the -ss crack.
the fat girl’s -ss stank so bad, i had to caulk the wagon to get to sleep.
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