Cauntface


a word to bespurdge various -ssociates via internet forums, it was widley used in greek times to describe the game which is now well known as “table tennis” or “ping pong”, which obviously has changed throughout time. in 1994 the word was used firstly to insult football or “soccer” pundit, mark bright.
david h-sselhoff ” jump in my car i wanna take you….”

peter crouch ” yo man, why dont u shut up you dirtly little cauntface”

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