Cause of Divorce (Call of Duty)
an ultra-popular fps series that (in the minds of some) is so addictive, that it can often lead to many cases of negligence towards loved ones. this often results in divorces – which is ironic, considering that the abbreviation for the call of duty series is ‘cod’ – the same as ’cause of divorce’.
gamer 1: “hey, want to play some cee-oh-dee?
gamer 2: “sorry, but if i played that game again, the missus would murder me to h-ll.”
that scene demonstrates the obscenely powerful, lasting effect of cause of divorce (call of duty).
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