Caustically observant


to make comments on the different ways people are annoying, disgusting and/or just plain weird.
“models walking into the community room. each one looks hungrier and b-tchier than the next. you know how you’re not supposed to yell fire in a crowded theater? i bet if i yelled cheeseburger it would have the same effect.”

wow how caustically observant.

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