cave creatures
general name: “boy”
– rumoured to live in the water because n-body actually ever sees them.
– walk on hands
– have curious web like feet
– often lurke around corners ready to pounce
– dirty
– evil, sk-nk, hoes
– boys eat beets.
– if contact occurs, wash, rinse, shampoo, condition, and repeat until necessary , or until sins are repented
may cause:
– lies
– lack of spelling skillz
– dilusionalism
– cave creatures like to steal soulds with their bulging abnormal eyes. be aware. another reason not to look directly at “them”
marie: is it safe to look staight into the eyes of cave creatures?
answer: false. refer to basilisk safety procedures. proceed with caution.
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