cave pig
a person that m-st-rb-t-swith large objects shoved up their -ss to help themself get off.
i walked in on john being a cave pig.
a person that m-st-rb-t-swith large objects shoved up their -ss to help themself get off.
i walked in on john being a cave pig.
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