Caviar Merk


to merk a person/thing by complete surprise without any givin warning.
bryan: yo, im gonna sneak up on matt and caviar merk him!

will: do it, this will be so funny!

bryan: (punches matt right across the face)

will: caviar merk!

matt: owwww, that hurt so bad!

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