cavs hockey
you are automatically elite in the school when you play cavs hockey. may not score on the ice but they score off it. cavs hockey throws the best parties and all the girls want a cavs p-n-s in and around their mouths. girls are always in your car and you probably forget what it’s like to drive without getting road head. only credentials to make the team is that your a poon slayer and have at least 10 kills
“i play cavs hockey she wants to f-ck me, she wants my p-n-s in and around her mouth”
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