cawkward
alternate spelling of c-ckward, that is, awkward in a gay way.
guy 1: wanna go grab some lunch?
guy 2: can we make love afterwards?
guy 1: -pause- c-wkward!
when 2 brosefs have an awkward moment.
2 brosefs are walking side by side and their hands graze each other. they then turn their heads and make eye contact and say nothing. that would be a c-wkward moment.
the conjugation of the words ‘cute’ and ‘awkward’
jeniffer is a truly c-wkward woman.
an awkward s-xual moment.
guy #1-“dude, justin pulled out his c-ck out in front of his ex”
guy #2- “wow, that’s c-wkward.”
1. when an action or event is a combination of both cute and awkward
2. when two men simultaneously c-ck block each other
3. when someone is awkward with their p-n-s
1. matt and jazzy made a c-wkward couple.
2. nick and dan’s simultaneous c-ck blocking created a c-wkward situation.
3. don’t do that cory, it’s c-wkward!
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