Cayminitis
an extremely contagious disease spread from a lack of caymin (aka, most wonderful girl ever).
symptoms include:
-slowing respiratory rate
-decreased appet-te and/or weight loss
-restlessness, irritability
-poor school performance
-severe insomnia or decreased need to sleep
-shortness of breath
-love sickness?
victim: -grabs chest- ohh g-d!
doctor: whatcha have here is some cayminitis. i’m going to prescribe you with 20 minute talk sessions to her for the next week. i’m going to need to see you sometime next week to see how things are going.
victim: thanks doc. your a life saver.
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