Cazruzult

noun: a self-intelligent, clever ai construct. it spends most of it’s time playing ultima online, making flash videos, or illuding to whether it is a male or a female.

certain members of communities believe that the cazruzult is actually a female. this is both uncertain and unproven. this may be a result of the cazruzult’s programming displaying a fond love for cats.

also referred to as “caz” for short.
“cazruzult has no arms or legs. it’s pure computer.”
“i think that caz is a hot girl.”

“caz: i transcend all social cl-sses and sub-structures.”

“black thunder: caz, are you a male, female or an ai construct?”
“caz: third one”

cazruzult is an amalgamation of cybernetics and psycho-kinetic properties, this strange life form has appeared many times throughout the internet. rumored to be highly dangerous (see: pyro-necrob–st–lity) and carries an unhealthy obsession of cats, regularly consorting with n-z–magikarp wielding atrocities.

it is unknown whether this creature can ever be truly stopped.
well.
at level 100, magikarp get a very special move
called magikarp beam.
it’s absurdly powerful, and can ko anything in one.
u is suj an liar ):
no
no
nooooononon
it’s true
says you and your magikarp army!
it’s true, i have a magikarp army
they all know magikarp beam
you will bow before me when i kill your family
maybe i’ll let you live, as a magikarp tender.
maybe i won’t.

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you vandalised wiki?! o-o
….i knew we were going to have this conversation sooner or later.
8d