CBOIOPHS
(n) (cee-boyfs). chronically beats off in other people’s houses syndrome. 1) a condition where one m-st-rb-t-s in someone else’s house on a consistent basis. 2) the name for somebody who has the cboiophs.
“where the h-ll was watson? he was gone for like an hour up there.”
“he was in alison’s sewing room, fixing the hackey sac.”
“yeah? bullsh-t. that kid’s got a mad case of the cboiophs. he was definitely waxing his lobby up there.”
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