cdouche
one who borrows your cd’s, and returns them with a cracked case, huge gouges in the disc, and mysterious sticky substances on the label. (cd douchebag)
bob: sh-t! steve scratched my cd again!
joe: wasn’t that the new pearl jam alb-m?
bob: yeah… he’s suck a cdouche.
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