C&E Christian
“christians” who only celebrate christmas and easter.
1: are you a christian?
2: yes, but i only go to church on christmas and easter.
1: oh, so you’re not an actual christian. you’re a c&e christian.
a judgmental term used by elitist jerks.
1: are you a christian?
2: yes, but i only go to church on christmas and easter.
1: oh, so you’re not an actual christian. you’re a c&e christian.
2: f-ck you, you judgmental pr-ck. who are you to tell me how to practice my religion. go slide down a lubed c-ck you f-cking pr-ck. like i’m going to sit here a let my personal beliefs be questioned by some douche who doesn’t even belief in g-d in the first place. go screw yourself.
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