ceasure
when a white person pretends to have a seizure in order to avoid getting their -ss kicked by a guatemalan
white person 1: omg that guatemalan got p-ssed off when i called her a watermelon
white person 2: what did you do?
white person 1: i had a ceasure, before she went all bake sale on me
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