ceb-j


pr-nounced, “sehb jay,” or “see bee jay” if irony is intended. a closed eye bl-w j-b. usually indicates that the recipient of oral s-x either

1) is completely enthralled with pleasure, or

2) is completely turned off by the ugly wh-r- whose mouth salivates on his p-n-s.
faceless b-st-rd #1: “dude, it totally went ceb-j last night.”
faceless b-st-rd #2: “was she that good?”
faceless b-st-rd #1: “not really.”
faceless b-st-rd #2: “oh. sucks.”
faceless b-st-rd #1: “yeah…”
-pause-
faceless b-st-rd #2: “you’d better get that checked out.”

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