Ced
used as a replacement for cuss/swear word’s on message board forum’s. ced(moderator) had the shortest name and so became the standard for self censorship.
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you stupid
the “capacitance electronic disc” system, invented by rca; also known as ‘selectavision’ and ‘video records.’
rca was trying to edge out the pre-existing vhs and laserdisc formats, but ultimately failed in the long run. the format lasted from 1981 until 1986, and about 1700 t-tles were released on ced.
movies came in large plastic caddies, which you inserted, as a whole, into a ced player, which disengaged the disc from the caddy when you pulled it back out (so you wouldn’t touch the disc with your bare hands, which could cause disc damage.) a stylus picked up the audio/video data from the disc, which spun at 450 rpm.
to remove the videodisc, you simply push the caddy back into the player, and the disc re-engages itself in the caddy.
like a clv laserdisc, ceds have one hour of content on each side… but you must remove and re-insert the disc upside-down, to continue playing (like with the early laserdisc players.)
if a film ran over two hours by a significant amount of time, it was released on a set of two ceds. otherwise, time compression was used to fit the movie onto one disc.
the estimated life of a ced videodisc is 500 playings. not too bad.
ceds are some of the quirkiest, coolest retro technology you’ll ever come across!
c-ck extension dave
dave: alright s-xy, do you wanna play with my ten inch
girl: god your such a tw-t
girl to friends: i hate ced
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