cedricism
cedricism is a school of philosophical thought were you are literally absolutely dumbfounded by other people’s incompetence. its very difficult to concretely describe, but it is essential that you -ssume yourself to be the emperor of all reason. the behaviour of a cedrician would typically include sitting right at the back of a philosophy cl-ss, reclining in jest. a cedrician will then go on to chortle to himself as people make suggestions, head facing the sky in amus-m-nt. he will then continue to laugh at intellectually-based poor humour, much like the ultimate articulation of rick and morty fans. all cedricians are restricted by rules, but if they were not, they would most likely lie naked, farting in dismissal at other people’s logic and reasoning, puffing on an absolutely enormous cigar. if he were ever to grace the world with a suggestion of his own ideas, a cedrician would present them as if he is rationing peasants mere t-tbits of his superior knowledge, by using a laughably conversational tone.
person 1: “formal logic is good in some instances, but sometimes it might take a two hour reading session just to prove that 1 + 1 doesn’t equal 5”
learned scholar in cedricism: *laughs condescendingly, puffs on cigar, and burps in disapproval*
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