CEFP
an abbreviation that stands for “clint eastwood finger pistol”
the “finger pistol” was used by clint eastwood in the movie “gran torino” to strike fear in the hearts of people.
i saw those kids who kept messing with my gran torino, walking down the street, as they walk, they look at me.
i gave them the cefp.
they look away in fear.
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