Ceiling Expert
a sk-nk, sl-t, wh-r-, sloo, slam pig, etc. that is constantly taking it missionary style and staring @ the ceiling.
son of a b-tch my ceiling has a leak, i should ask monica lewinksy’s opinion because she is such a ceiling expert
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