ceiling jizz
ceiling j-zz occurs when one blows one’s load onto said surface. this difficult feat is usually achieved after especially explosive -j-c-l-t–ns.
at some colleges (notably the university of notre dame) young men throw “ceiling j-zz” parties. these parties are akin to circle jerks. at such a party, each young man takes it in turn to stimulate himself. when he is close to achieving -rg-sm, his compatriots hold him up horizontally so that his s-m-n goes all over the ceiling. h-m-s-xual males may choose to stimulate each other instead. in the morning, there are often little stalact-tes of dried sperm hanging from the ceiling.
“so this kid n-body knows comes into our party, has a few beers, chats up some girls, thanks me and mitch for the good time, and then… j-zzes all over our ceiling.”
“j-zz on her ceiling?! i hardly know her!”
“g-d d-mn it! if that kid of ours keeps j-zzing on the ceiling i’m gonna…”
“howard, calm down. you remember when we were first dating and we visited my parents’ house? they had to replaster the entire room.”
“ceiling j-zz. it’s what’s for dinner.”
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