Celasturbate
the act of masturbating to celebrate something. must be done within two hours of your accomplishment or it is just consider masturbating.
once i finish this essay i’m gonna celasturbate!
when michael phelps won all of those gold medals in the olympics, he went home and celasturbated.
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