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Celebolitics

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• Celso

  alguien que es moroti y tatu hu y smells like sh-t. my sh-t smells like sh-t compared to celso. you smell like celso. your mom has a celso.

• transponster

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• Cephalo

  in tecnical terms.. it is the scientific definition for “head”… hence it is also used to ask a stupid sl-t to suck you off…. g-d d-mn it nancy.. i told you i want more cephalo!”

• transportational aggregate

  a mix of ice, salt, cement, black top and other broken-up materials found on roads. trucks were showing significant damage from the excessive transportational aggregate found on highway 71.

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